google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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