Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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