i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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