What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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