Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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