you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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