i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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