on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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