similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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