Having a random hookup so left but love u
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We have so much sex to catch up on
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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