She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
If you need anything just hit me up
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Noted.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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