I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He felt like a one man threesome
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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