oh god the rape fog is back!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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