I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Randomize
