Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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