Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Well I just put wine in my tea
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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