READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
operation harelip BJ is a go
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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