Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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