I wish I could teleport
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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