Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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