I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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