Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
In other news, I just burned my penis
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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