Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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