I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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