"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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