she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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