he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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