just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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