I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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