I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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