Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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