Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
The ass gains better be worth it
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