I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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