he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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