69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
