guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
not ubering you a puppy
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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