i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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