We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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