Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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