I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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