so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
No subtext here. People are naked.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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