like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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