i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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