So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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