I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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