He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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