Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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