Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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