she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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