For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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