we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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