my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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