I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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