Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize