Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
